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Your form has been received & will be reviewed, stamped and filed by the Department of Eternal Administration. Our infernal clerks are currently cataloguing your essence under “New Arrivals & Donations.”

You will receive an official acknowledgement email shortly confirming that your symbolic soul documentation has entered the Infernal Registry. Processing times may vary depending on lunar alignment, coffee availability & the Apocalypse season.

Please do not attempt to resubmit unless instructed by a licensed demon or your first submission spontaneously combusts (rare but not unheard of).

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