Careers at The Soul Exchange Authority
Welcome to the underworlds fastest growing organisation in spiritual asset management. We have the following opportunities available for entities that are looking for an exciting career in a the fast paced world of soul acquisition.
Junior Soul Broker (Entry Level Damnation Division)
Description: Assist in acquiring, pricing and negotiating mortal souls. Ideal for recent infernal graduates who thrive under heat and pressure.
Requirements: Charming smile, forked tongue and ability to sell regret to the hopeful.
Perks: Commission on every soul sold and a complimentary asbestos blazer.
Infernal HR Officer (Hellfire Resources Department)
Description: Manage demonic morale, handle workplace hauntings and resolve possession related complaints.
Requirements: Qualification in cruelty and patience. Experience in conflict summoning needed.
Perks: Free eternal screaming sessions every Friday and 33% discount at Lucifer’s Latte Bar.
Soul Appraisal Specialist (Collections Department)
Description: Evaluate souls for quality, purity and dramatic backstories.
Requirements: Background in finance or necromancy. Must own a clipboard and have zero empathy.
Perks: You get to judge everyone officially.
Crossroads Representative (Field Operations)
Description: Meet clients at literal and metaphorical crossroads. Offer them life changing contracts before they sober up.
Requirements: Excellent communication skills, unholy charm and own transportation (preferably a flaming motorcycle or cursed limo).
Perks: Paid mileage between realms.
Customer Service Demon (Aftercare Team)
Description: Handle complaints from mortals who didn’t read the fine print.
Requirements: Thick hide (literal or metaphorical), excellent call centre etiquette and the ability to smile and remain calm while being screamed at in Latin.
Perks: Unlimited ash breaks and access to the company rage room.
Contract Designer (Legal Department of the Damned)
Description: Draft legally binding soul contracts. Include ironic loopholes for the fun and amusement of all Demonic Field Agents.
Requirements: Degree in Infernal Law or Creative Writing. Ability to make small print microscopic.
Perks: Free stationery.
Infernal Finance Officer (Hell Treasury)
Description: Manage funds, fees and tribute payments. Convert mortal greed into profit and fire.
Requirements: CPA certification or 666 years of relevant experience.
Perks: You’ll literally handle blood money.
Ritual Logistics Coordinator (Sacrifice Scheduling Department)
Description: Oversee the efficient delivery of ritual materials and goats to approved summoning sites.
Requirements: Strong organisational skills. Must not be allergic to brimstone.
Perks: Company robe, scented candles and a portal travel allowance.
Mind Manipulation Intern (Marketing & Temptation)
Description: Assist senior demons in creating ad campaigns that make mortals want to sell their souls.
Requirements: Social media savvy, fluent in subliminal messaging and no moral compass.
Perks: Unlimited access to the mortal internet.
Soul Surveillance Analyst (Department of Eternal Observation)
Description: Monitor mortals through dreams, omens and CCTV. Compile reports on potential prospects.
Requirements: Attention to detail, night vision and comfortable with constant whispering in your ear.
Perks: Free binoculars forged from angel tears.
Torment Technician (Afterlife Maintenance Team)
Description: Ensure punishment devices remain in top working condition. Lubricate gears of despair as needed.
Requirements: Experience in engineering and sadism.
Perks: Free health insurance.
Executive Assistant to the Dark Lord (C-Suite Support)
Description: Manage appointments, sacrifices, and interdimensional Zoom calls.
Requirements: Time management skills, immunity to flattery and ability to take dictation in Enochian.
Perks: You’ll see things no mortal should and you get Fridays off.
Lost Soul Recovery Agent (Repo Department)
Description: Reclaim escaped souls from Heavens borderlands and dodgy necromancers.
Requirements: Background in bounty hunting and exorcism. Must be okay with long hours.
Perks: Company scythe and danger money.
PR & Rebranding Manager (Department of Damnation Image Control)
Description: Work to improve Hells public image through influencer partnerships and merchandise.
Requirements: Experience in crisis PR. Ability to spin eternal torment into lifestyle choice.
Perks: Access to our exclusive Burnt but Brilliant company retreat.