Collector’s Cursed Edition
Official Soul Exchange Authority Certificate – Limited Edition
Step forward, mortal entrepreneur of the afterlife.
You’ve dreamed of fame, fortune, forbidden knowledge or maybe just better parking.
Now you can make it official.
The Collectors Cursed Edition is the luxury soul transfer experience for those who demand infernal excellence.
Crafted by the meticulous claws of Hells finest administrators, each edition is a fusion of dark bureaucracy and elegant damnation.
Inside your Collector’s Cursed Edition, you’ll receive:
- Personalised Soul Contract: Printed on infernal parchment and signed by the Infernal Clerks.
- Welcome Letter from Hellfire Resources.
- Certificate of Soul Exchange Registration: Suitable for framing, flaunting or hanging ominously in your hallway.
- Soul Identification Number (SIN) card.
- Cursed Quill Pen to sign your contract.
- Official Artefact from our Infernal Archaeology department.
Each edition is hand prepared, uniquely numbered and lightly cursed for authenticity. No two are alike, some whisper, some smoulder and some sing.
Notes from the Infernal Chief Compliance Office:
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- Entertainment (and Eternal) Purposes Only
- Not valid at unregulated crossroads (please see regional demonic zoning laws).
- May cause mild haunting or sudden existential clarity.
- No refunds after processing by Eternal Accounts.
Additional Notes
- Please use the notes field at the checkout page to enter your desire and the name you wish to appear on the certificate.
- If no note is attached to the order, then the name area will be left blank.
- Every name and desire will go on the official Soul Exchange registry (viewable by authorised employees only)
- Requested desire will be forwarded to our Crossroads Certified Demons to seal the pact.
