With the Basic Damnation Package, you’ll receive a personalised Digital Soul Certificate (PDF format).
This is a beautiful bureaucratic parchment bearing your name, Soul Identification number (SIN) and official infernal seal, signed by Mentis Morningstar and Lucinda Cinders. It serves as proof of your unholy agreement with the Soul Exchange Authority, confirming that your essence has been earmarked for future use by the lower offices of Hells Department of Acquisitions.
You’re not just buying a PDF. You’re joining the bureaucracy of the beyond!
Each certificate is:
- Digitally Signed by the Infernal Clerk of Contracts
- Customised with your mortal name and unique Soul Identification Number (SIN)
- Delivered Within 24-48hrs via email (no pentagram required)
- Perfect for framing, gifting, or unsettling nosy relatives
Disclaimer:
The Soul Exchange Authority cannot guarantee eternal damnation, divine intervention or improved luck in love, gambling, or necromancy. Souls sold under the Basic Damnation tier may be subject to trade, audit or light roasting during infernal staff training. Entertainment (and Eternal) Purposes Only
Additional Notes
- Please use the notes field at the checkout page to enter your desire and the name you wish to appear on the certificate.
- If no note is attached to the order, then the name will be left blank.
- Requested desire will be forwarded to our Crossroads Certified Demons to seal the pact.
- Every name and desire will go on the official Soul Exchange registry (viewable by authorised employees only)
